Spring Horoscopes

Aries: March 20 – April 19 

Aries, Change up your routine! Watching Netflix and going to the gym aren’t personality traits. Trying new things will help you avoid getting so frustrated by small setbacks in your goals, your hard work will pay off eventually.

Taurus: April 20 – May 20

Come on! Share your opinions! Bottling up your emotions may lead to your semi-annual emotional breakdown. And for goodness sake, fix your sleep schedule, you’re a mess!

Gemini: May 21 – June 20

Poor Gemini, your grades will suffer if you don’t stop being a social butterfly during math class. Humor can’t save you now, only studying can. But don’t let this get you down, the summer-solstice is getting closer and summer vacation is drawing near.

Cancer: June 21 – July 22

Among Us is not trendy anymore. Seriously, you can stop texting your friends to join. And don’t take it personally, times change.

Leo: July 23 – August 22

Remember, even though you may feel insecure about yourself, you are more put-together than the rest of your friends combined (not that that’s saying much). 

You may feel like your emotions get the best of you, but don’t worry, you are perceived as emotionally stable and confident by your peers.

Virgo: August 23 – September 22

Dear Virgo, avoid the drama this month, stop spilling people’s secrets. stop annoying everyone with your constant need to be needed. Come on already, join a community service group this month or something.

Libra: September 23 – October 22

Unfortunately for you, big decisions will need to be made this month. Beware of manipulative Scorpios, they will take advantage of your compassion and force their own opinions on you. Don’t overcomplicate things, just trust your instincts.

Scorpio: October 23 to November 21

Someone will want to get to know you this month, you should let them, they’re good at reading people. Are manipulative, ruthless, eat or be eaten. Fear vulnerability

I know you’ve been eyeing that leather jacket for awhile. Buy it already! Don’t let this be another one of your procrastinations! I promise you won’t regret it. Even though this leather jacket might send your ego through the roof, don’t take advantage of your kinder friends.

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21

Be careful of your bluntness, you might hurt someone’s feelings.

Calm your enthusiasm! It’s a Monday morning at Skyline, not the Super Bowl. Don’t have such high standards yourself, you’ll find yourself feeling disappointed. 

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

Listen to your friends’ advice- don’t forget to relax and have fun. Put yourself out there in that zoom-call party! You’re not as boring as you think!

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

This month you will feel lonelier than usual. Even so, don’t impulsively buy a new pet. It will turn on you later. Beware.

Pisces: February 19 – March 20

While  your insecurities may have you worried about the next big event, remember, a good rom-com can fix anything! The Half of It, 50 First Dates, and To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before are all good options to satisfy that romantic heart of yours.